Why is this guy smiling?
Mar 2nd, 2009 by daddydaddy
Because he didn’t catch his business in his jammy zipper when he was getting ready for bed, which is more than I can say for my poor little boy.
There’s nothing else to write about this, is there? Business. Zipper. You get it.
NOTE TO SELF: What’s worse? Getting your berries snagged in the metal teeth of your favorite fleece union suit, or having your dad blog about it?
OUCH..I don’t think I’ve ever done that. Poor little guy!
Yikes!! Sounds like that traumatic scene from the old movie “The World According to Garp” starring Robin Williams. For once, those button fly pants might actually have a purpose. (Otherwise, I hate them. Ridiculous marketing idea.)
Take care of your little guy!
Ah give him a few more years to get it right. But if he can’t manage his junk by the time he’s a full-grown adult, he might as well give up and join the Snuggie revolution.
Wouldn’t look much worse than the man does in that photo.