Posted in Quotes, adolescence, girl stuff on Dec 26th, 2009 3 Comments »
my 8-year old son to our 12-year old girl neighbor: “why were you feeling sick yesterday?”
“ummm… it’s girl stuff. hard to explain.”
“did you eat your lipstick?”
“yeah, let’s just leave it at that.”
Posted in Quotes, Star Wars on Aug 27th, 2009 No Comments »
“OK — you’re a Separatist and I’m a Republican. Go!!!”
Posted in Quotes on Jul 24th, 2009 No Comments »
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
– Frederick Douglass
Posted in Fatherhood, Quotes, bed time, moments on Mar 25th, 2009 2 Comments »
Sometimes you just curl up and go to sleep. And sometimes you get the third degree. Tonight, I was asked the following before shutting down the operation and demanding silence:
Dad? Why do I fart?
What makes the fart come out?
Are there hands in my butt that push my poop out, or is it muscles?
Why do they [...]
Posted in Quotes, Superheroes on Feb 22nd, 2009 2 Comments »
BOY: Dad, why do superheroes have to have theme songs?
ME: Um… to get ready for action?
Surely some of you can do better?
Posted in Dads on Daddyhood, Quotes on Oct 4th, 2008 No Comments »
Thought I’d start including the thoughts of some famous/not famous dads in the blog. The opinions included in this new DaddyFactory.com feature do not necessarily reflect the opinion, political views or unearthed emotions of DaddyFactory.com or its subsidiaries now or in the future, ever after, fine print, legalese, etc.
SNOOP DOGG(Y DOGG)
As quoted in Esquire’s “What [...]
Posted in Quotes, moments on Jul 14th, 2008 1 Comment »
Daughter to Father:
“Dad, let’s pretend that I’m a little girl and I’m your daughter. And let’s pretend that you’re my dad and we live in a house together. OK?”
“OK.”
“And pretend that you have a wife and I have a brother.”
“I think that will be easy.”
“And we all live together.”
“We do. Uh, I mean, we do?”
“Yes. [...]
Posted in Fatherhood, Parenting, Quotes on May 1st, 2008 No Comments »
– This Morning –
Little child, poking a head into the bathroom as I shave: “Dad? Is it fun being a dad?”
“Of course it is,” I reply. “Why wouldn’t it be?”
Immediate response: “You know, like when we argue or yell at each other? That’s not fun.”
“No, it’s not. But it’s part of the package.”
Pause. “What’s a [...]
Posted in Bad Dad Chronicles, Parenting, Quotes on Apr 18th, 2008 1 Comment »
1. Dad, you’re always looking at your Blackberry! You never should have bought it.
2. You’re a big butt fart.
3. I wish they never invented business trips.
Posted in Quotes, food, guilt, vegetarianism on Feb 28th, 2008 No Comments »
Dinner, Sunday night.
Sam: “Dad, what are you eating?”
“Salmon. I made it with a miso honey glaze that I got at…”
“That’s disgusting.”
“Well, not if you like salmon. Which I do.”
“I don’t think it’s right that people can hunt and kill animals.”
“Well, son, there’s a difference between hunting for sport (which some people call it) and [...]
